YourOutreachSUCKS
    Self-audit tool

    Analyze Your Message

    Paste any cold outreach message. The tool runs a heuristic pre-screen, then a full forensic AI pass against the YourOutreachSUCKS offense taxonomy. Results include offense annotations, a weighted score, and a materially rewritten version.

    Channel
    Paste message here
    How it works
    01
    Heuristic pass
    Regex patterns check for the most common offense signatures, merge fields, AI boilerplate, urgency language, in milliseconds.
    02
    AI forensic pass
    Claude analyzes the full message against the 30-offense taxonomy, identifying exact spans and providing per-offense analysis.
    03
    Score + rewrite
    Score computed using v2.1 per-offense weights. Rewrite shows a materially different message, not a lightly edited original.
    Offense taxonomy
    FAKE-RESEARCH−2.4MERGE-FAIL−autoPREMATURE-ASK−1.8VAGUE-ICP−2.4PAIN-ASSUMPTION−1.5BUZZWORD-LOAD−1.1FOMO-BAIT−1.1HUMBLE-BRAG-PIVOT−1.5WALL-OF-TEXT−1.1REPLY-ALL-ENERGY−1AI-WRITING−autoOVER-LENGTH−0.5UNDER-LENGTH−0.4READING-LEVEL-MISMATCH−0.5CLICKBAIT-SUBJECT−1.3GENERIC-SUBJECT−1ALL-CAPS-SUBJECT−0.4CTA-OVERLOAD−1.1CTA-MISSING−1.1VAGUE-CTA−0.5VANITY-PROOF−0.9LOGO-SOUP−0.5DESPERATION-SIGNAL−1.1FALSE-FAMILIARITY−1ROBOT-VOICE−0.5CHANNEL-DEAF−1MECHANICAL-FAILURE−0.4EMOJI-OVERLOAD−0.3SPAM-TRIGGER−0.4NO-OPT-OUT−0.3

    Results are diagnostic only. This tool identifies structural patterns, it cannot assess whether your signal is genuine or your ICP claim is accurate.

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