YourOutreachSUCKS
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    The worst outreach on record, ranked. Every offense counted. Every sender still redacted.

    0.1
    Lowest score ever
    8
    Worst offense count
    5.4
    Avg score overall
    30
    Distinct offense types
    Top 3 - all-time lowest
    🥇
    #1 Worst
    F
    0.1 / 10
    GENERIC BLAST
    #0042
    5 offenses · Auto-fail
    FAKE-RESEARCHVAGUE-ICPPREMATURE-ASK
    🥈
    #2
    F
    0.1 / 10
    WALL OF DESPERATION
    #0038
    7 offenses · Auto-fail
    ROBOT-VOICEBUZZWORD-LOADLOGO-SOUP
    🥉
    #3
    F
    0.1 / 10
    THE INTEGRATION DUMP
    #0034
    6 offenses · Auto-fail
    BUZZWORD-LOADVANITY-PROOFVAGUE-ICP
    Full ranking
    1
    #0042
    GENERIC BLAST
    FAKE-RESEARCHVAGUE-ICPPREMATURE-ASK
    F
    0.1
    2
    #0038
    WALL OF DESPERATION
    ROBOT-VOICEBUZZWORD-LOADLOGO-SOUP
    F
    0.1
    3
    #0034
    THE INTEGRATION DUMP
    BUZZWORD-LOADVANITY-PROOFVAGUE-ICP
    F
    0.1
    4
    #0031
    THE AI EVERYTHING
    BUZZWORD-LOADPREMATURE-ASKAI-WRITING
    F
    0.1
    5
    #0044
    THE JARGON HEDGE
    ROBOT-VOICEBUZZWORD-LOADVAGUE-ICP
    F
    0.1
    6
    #0026
    THE ESSAY
    ROBOT-VOICEBUZZWORD-LOADVANITY-PROOF
    F
    0.1
    7
    #0011
    THE COPY-PASTE
    FAKE-RESEARCHMERGE-FAIL
    F
    0.1
    8
    #0057
    THE ESSAY NOBODY ASKED FOR
    VAGUE-ICPBUZZWORD-LOADPREMATURE-ASK
    F
    0.1
    9
    #0056
    THE MERGER FANTASY
    FALSE-FAMILIARITYVANITY-PROOFVAGUE-ICP
    F
    0.4
    10
    #0033
    THE SEQUENCE ZOMBIE
    REPLY-ALL-ENERGYFOMO-BAITBUZZWORD-LOAD
    F
    1.3
    11
    #0052
    THE BROKEN TEMPLATE
    BUZZWORD-LOADLOGO-SOUPMERGE-FAIL
    F
    1.3
    12
    #0039
    THE PAIN INVENTOR
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONFOMO-BAITVANITY-PROOF
    F
    1.6
    13
    #0041
    CARGO-CULT PERSONALIZATION
    FAKE-RESEARCHBUZZWORD-LOADFOMO-BAIT
    F
    1.7
    14
    #0027
    THE FALSE FRIEND
    FALSE-FAMILIARITYFAKE-RESEARCHHUMBLE-BRAG-PIVOT
    F
    2
    15
    #0001
    THE RECRUITER SPECIAL
    FAKE-RESEARCHVANITY-PROOFBUZZWORD-LOAD
    F
    2.2
    16
    #0040
    JUST GIVE UP
    FAKE-RESEARCHVAGUE-ICPPREMATURE-ASK
    F
    2.4
    17
    #0081
    THE EVERYONE PITCH
    VAGUE-ICPPAIN-ASSUMPTIONFOMO-BAIT
    F
    2.5
    18
    #0101
    THE COLD CLOSE
    PREMATURE-ASKDESPERATION-SIGNALVANITY-PROOF
    F
    2.6
    19
    #0054
    THE LINKEDIN LURKER
    FALSE-FAMILIARITYFAKE-RESEARCHVANITY-PROOF
    F
    3
    20
    #0082
    THE PRETEND READER
    FAKE-RESEARCHFOMO-BAITREPLY-ALL-ENERGY
    F
    3
    21
    #0006
    THE WORD AVALANCHE
    BUZZWORD-LOADVANITY-PROOFPREMATURE-ASK
    F
    3.3
    22
    #0070
    THE COMPLIANCE MINEFIELD
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONFOMO-BAITVANITY-PROOF
    F
    3.3
    23
    #0087
    THE BAIT AND SWITCH
    FOMO-BAITCTA-OVERLOADREPLY-ALL-ENERGY
    F
    3.5
    24
    #0032
    THE BREACH PROPHET
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONFOMO-BAITVANITY-PROOF
    F
    3.6
    25
    #0030A
    THE RELATIONSHIP FAKER
    FALSE-FAMILIARITYFAKE-RESEARCHREPLY-ALL-ENERGY
    F
    3.7
    26
    #0068
    THE GREEN WASHER
    FAKE-RESEARCHBUZZWORD-LOADVANITY-PROOF
    F
    3.7
    27
    #0050
    THE COMPLIMENT SANDWICH
    FAKE-RESEARCHPAIN-ASSUMPTIONVANITY-PROOF
    F
    3.8
    28
    #0002
    THE ASSUMPTION ENGINE
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONFAKE-RESEARCHVANITY-PROOF
    F
    3.8
    29
    #0083
    THE SPRAY AND PRAY
    VAGUE-ICPFOMO-BAITCTA-OVERLOAD
    F
    3.9
    30
    #0069
    THE GHOST REPLY
    REPLY-ALL-ENERGYVAGUE-ICPNO-OPT-OUT
    D
    4
    31
    #0037
    BUZZWORD SOUP
    BUZZWORD-LOADLOGO-SOUPPREMATURE-ASK
    D
    4.1
    32
    #0108
    THE CALENDAR GRAB
    PREMATURE-ASKVANITY-PROOFCTA-OVERLOAD
    D
    4.1
    33
    #0015
    THE WRONG AUDIENCE
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONVAGUE-ICPOVER-LENGTH
    D
    4.2
    34
    #0010
    THE HUMBLE BRAGGER
    HUMBLE-BRAG-PIVOTPAIN-ASSUMPTIONVANITY-PROOF
    D
    4.2
    35
    #0073
    THE SURFACE SCAN
    FAKE-RESEARCHBUZZWORD-LOADSPAM-TRIGGER
    D
    4.2
    36
    #0079
    THE MEETING DEMAND
    PREMATURE-ASKVANITY-PROOFROBOT-VOICE
    D
    4.2
    37
    #0058
    THE CEO WHO SELLS
    BUZZWORD-LOADVANITY-PROOFHUMBLE-BRAG-PIVOT
    D
    4.3
    38
    #0086
    THE PRETEND READER
    FAKE-RESEARCHVANITY-PROOFREPLY-ALL-ENERGY
    D
    4.3
    39
    #0085
    THE SHALLOW DIG
    FAKE-RESEARCHCTA-OVERLOADROBOT-VOICE
    D
    4.4
    40
    #0013
    THE TIME THIEF
    PREMATURE-ASKOVER-LENGTHNO-OPT-OUT
    D
    4.5
    41
    #0072
    THE FACTORY FLOOR PITCH
    VAGUE-ICPPREMATURE-ASKNO-OPT-OUT
    D
    4.5
    42
    #0097
    THE PRETEND READER
    FAKE-RESEARCHCTA-OVERLOADFALSE-FAMILIARITY
    D
    4.5
    43
    #0107
    THE PRETEND READER
    FAKE-RESEARCHFOMO-BAITSPAM-TRIGGER
    D
    4.5
    44
    #0021
    THE FEATURE DUMP
    VAGUE-ICPCTA-OVERLOADBUZZWORD-LOAD
    D
    4.6
    45
    #0053
    THE WALL OF WORRY
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONCTA-OVERLOADVANITY-PROOF
    D
    4.6
    46
    #0078
    THE FLATTERY BOT
    FAKE-RESEARCHDESPERATION-SIGNALVANITY-PROOF
    D
    4.6
    47
    #0066
    THE GITHUB STALKER
    PREMATURE-ASKCTA-OVERLOADFAKE-RESEARCH
    D
    4.7
    48
    #0071
    THE NOTHING BURGER
    VAGUE-ICPFAKE-RESEARCHOVER-LENGTH
    D
    4.7
    49
    #0023
    THE JARGON WALL
    BUZZWORD-LOADVAGUE-CTAPAIN-ASSUMPTION
    D
    4.8
    50
    #0077
    THE NO-TARGET
    VAGUE-ICPVANITY-PROOFROBOT-VOICE
    D
    4.8
    51
    #0109
    THE SURFACE SCAN
    FAKE-RESEARCHMECHANICAL-FAILURECLICKBAIT-SUBJECT
    D
    4.8
    52
    #0036
    THE COMPLIANCE SCARE
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONFOMO-BAITVANITY-PROOF
    D
    4.9
    53
    #0022
    THE GUILT TRIPPER
    DESPERATION-SIGNALPAIN-ASSUMPTIONNO-OPT-OUT
    D
    4.9
    54
    #0059
    THE ASSUMPTION ENGINE
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONFOMO-BAITBUZZWORD-LOAD
    D
    4.9
    55
    #0062
    THE CONTRACT NOBODY SIGNED
    REPLY-ALL-ENERGYLOGO-SOUPVANITY-PROOF
    D
    4.9
    56
    #0074
    THE EVERYONE PITCH
    VAGUE-ICPCTA-OVERLOADOVER-LENGTH
    D
    4.9
    57
    #0084
    THE FLATTERY BOT
    FAKE-RESEARCHVANITY-PROOFREPLY-ALL-ENERGY
    D
    4.9
    58
    #0100
    THE CALENDAR GRAB
    PREMATURE-ASKCTA-OVERLOADVANITY-PROOF
    D
    4.9
    59
    #0009
    THE MASS BLAST
    SPAM-TRIGGERFOMO-BAITVAGUE-ICP
    C
    5
    60
    #0064
    THE ACADEMIC AMBUSH
    ROBOT-VOICEBUZZWORD-LOADVANITY-PROOF
    C
    5
    61
    #0075
    THE FLATTERY BOT
    FAKE-RESEARCHROBOT-VOICEOVER-LENGTH
    C
    5
    62
    #0060
    THE COMPLIANCE BOMB
    FOMO-BAITVANITY-PROOFPAIN-ASSUMPTION
    C
    5.1
    63
    #0096
    THE MEETING DEMAND
    PREMATURE-ASKDESPERATION-SIGNALVAGUE-CTA
    C
    5.1
    64
    #0030
    THE CALENDAR BULLY
    DESPERATION-SIGNALPREMATURE-ASKCTA-OVERLOAD
    C
    5.2
    65
    #0080
    THE EVERYONE PITCH
    VAGUE-ICPPAIN-ASSUMPTIONLOGO-SOUP
    C
    5.3
    66
    #0116
    THE SHALLOW DIG
    FAKE-RESEARCHROBOT-VOICEOVER-LENGTH
    C
    5.3
    67
    #0014
    THE CHAIN LETTER
    REPLY-ALL-ENERGYFALSE-FAMILIARITYOVER-LENGTH
    C
    5.4
    68
    #0005
    THE LOT LIZARD
    FAKE-RESEARCHFOMO-BAIT
    C
    5.4
    69
    #0091
    THE NEEDY SENDER
    DESPERATION-SIGNALBUZZWORD-LOADFALSE-FAMILIARITY
    C
    5.4
    70
    #0095
    THE NOVEL
    CTA-OVERLOADREPLY-ALL-ENERGYLOGO-SOUP
    C
    5.4
    71
    #0017
    THE NARCISSIST
    VANITY-PROOFBUZZWORD-LOADOVER-LENGTH
    C
    5.5
    72
    #0061
    THE DOUBLE TAP
    REPLY-ALL-ENERGYVAGUE-ICPDESPERATION-SIGNAL
    C
    5.5
    73
    #0099
    THE COLD CLOSE
    PREMATURE-ASKBUZZWORD-LOADFOMO-BAIT
    C
    5.5
    74
    #0105
    THE SURFACE SCAN
    FAKE-RESEARCHFOMO-BAITROBOT-VOICE
    C
    5.5
    75
    #0076
    THE SURFACE SCAN
    FAKE-RESEARCHBUZZWORD-LOADMECHANICAL-FAILURE
    C
    5.6
    76
    #0088
    THE MISLEADING HOOK
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONBUZZWORD-LOADOVER-LENGTH
    C
    5.6
    77
    #0128
    THE ABSTRACTION MACHINE
    BUZZWORD-LOADREPLY-ALL-ENERGYROBOT-VOICE
    C
    5.6
    78
    #0049
    THE TECH BRO
    VANITY-PROOFPAIN-ASSUMPTIONVAGUE-CTA
    C
    5.7
    79
    #0012
    THE COMPETITOR BASHER
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONVANITY-PROOFOVER-LENGTH
    C
    5.7
    80
    #0029
    THE SPAM TEXTER
    BUZZWORD-LOADSPAM-TRIGGERVAGUE-ICP
    C
    5.8
    81
    #0098
    THE PRESSURE COOKER
    FOMO-BAITFALSE-FAMILIARITYVAGUE-CTA
    C
    5.8
    82
    #0126
    THE APOLOGIZER
    DESPERATION-SIGNALREPLY-ALL-ENERGYVAGUE-CTA
    C
    5.8
    83
    #0090
    THE EVERYONE PITCH
    VAGUE-ICPLOGO-SOUPSPAM-TRIGGER
    C
    5.9
    84
    #0092
    THE MEETING DEMAND
    PREMATURE-ASKFALSE-FAMILIARITYLOGO-SOUP
    C
    5.9
    85
    #0046
    THE LINK BOMBARDIER
    CTA-OVERLOADVAGUE-CTAOVER-LENGTH
    B
    6
    86
    #0089
    THE SURFACE SCAN
    FAKE-RESEARCHFOMO-BAITOVER-LENGTH
    B
    6
    87
    #0135
    THE FLATTERY BOT
    FAKE-RESEARCHFOMO-BAITOVER-LENGTH
    B
    6
    88
    #0111
    THE TIME THIEF
    PREMATURE-ASKFOMO-BAITROBOT-VOICE
    B
    6.1
    89
    #0055
    THE WRONG NUMBER ENERGY
    FOMO-BAITPREMATURE-ASKMECHANICAL-FAILURE
    B
    6.2
    90
    #0063
    THE NEIGHBORLY STALKER
    PREMATURE-ASKFOMO-BAITVANITY-PROOF
    B
    6.2
    91
    #0028
    THE OPT-OUT DODGER
    VANITY-PROOFBUZZWORD-LOADOVER-LENGTH
    B
    6.3
    92
    #0007
    THE MULTI-ASK
    CTA-OVERLOADPAIN-ASSUMPTION
    B
    6.3
    93
    #0004
    THE PHANTOM THREAD
    REPLY-ALL-ENERGYDESPERATION-SIGNALNO-OPT-OUT
    B
    6.3
    94
    #0094
    THE DECISION TRAP
    CTA-OVERLOADFOMO-BAITREPLY-ALL-ENERGY
    B
    6.3
    95
    #0132
    THE UNIVERSAL SENDER
    VAGUE-ICPCLICKBAIT-SUBJECT
    B
    6.3
    96
    #0134
    THE CALENDAR GRAB
    PREMATURE-ASKREPLY-ALL-ENERGYVANITY-PROOF
    B
    6.3
    97
    #0035
    THE README PITCH
    BUZZWORD-LOADNO-OPT-OUTCTA-MISSING
    B
    6.4
    98
    #0018
    THE DEAD END
    VAGUE-ICPVAGUE-CTAUNDER-LENGTH
    B
    6.4
    99
    #0003
    THE TEMPLATE TORNADO
    BUZZWORD-LOADVANITY-PROOFOVER-LENGTH
    B
    6.4
    100
    #0106
    THE TIME THIEF
    PREMATURE-ASKVAGUE-CTAMECHANICAL-FAILURE
    B
    6.5
    101
    #0130
    THE RESUME DUMP
    VANITY-PROOFFOMO-BAITSPAM-TRIGGER
    B
    6.5
    102
    #0067
    THE PARAGRAPH AVALANCHE
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONOVER-LENGTHNO-OPT-OUT
    B
    6.6
    103
    #0118
    THE CHOOSE-YOUR-ADVENTURE
    CTA-OVERLOADREPLY-ALL-ENERGYLOGO-SOUP
    B
    6.6
    104
    #0124
    THE PRETEND READER
    FAKE-RESEARCHVAGUE-CTAOVER-LENGTH
    B
    6.6
    105
    #0093
    THE MEETING DEMAND
    PREMATURE-ASKFALSE-FAMILIARITYOVER-LENGTH
    B
    6.7
    106
    #0125
    THE NEEDY SENDER
    DESPERATION-SIGNALVANITY-PROOFVAGUE-CTA
    B
    6.7
    107
    #0110
    THE COLD CLOSE
    PREMATURE-ASKROBOT-VOICEMECHANICAL-FAILURE
    B
    6.8
    108
    #0025
    THE CLICKBAITER
    REPLY-ALL-ENERGYOVER-LENGTHNO-OPT-OUT
    B
    6.9
    109
    #0020
    THE CHANNEL MISFIT
    ROBOT-VOICEOVER-LENGTHCHANNEL-DEAF
    B
    6.9
    110
    #0019
    THE GRAMMAR DISASTER
    MECHANICAL-FAILUREPAIN-ASSUMPTIONOVER-LENGTH
    B
    6.9
    111
    #0102
    THE TIME THIEF
    PREMATURE-ASKSPAM-TRIGGEROVER-LENGTH
    B
    6.9
    112
    #0048
    THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
    FOMO-BAITPAIN-ASSUMPTIONSPAM-TRIGGER
    B
    7
    113
    #0047
    THE POLICY VIOLATOR
    HUMBLE-BRAG-PIVOTPAIN-ASSUMPTION
    B
    7
    114
    #0127
    THE BEGGAR
    DESPERATION-SIGNALCTA-OVERLOADOVER-LENGTH
    B
    7
    115
    #0148
    THE PROFESSOR
    VAGUE-CTAMECHANICAL-FAILUREOVER-LENGTH
    B
    7
    116
    #0150
    THE MANUFACTURED BOND
    FALSE-FAMILIARITYVANITY-PROOFCTA-MISSING
    B
    7
    117
    #0113
    THE MIND READER
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONDESPERATION-SIGNALNO-OPT-OUT
    B
    7.1
    118
    #0117
    THE TRIPLE ASK
    CTA-OVERLOADVANITY-PROOFMECHANICAL-FAILURE
    B
    7.1
    119
    #0121
    THE SHALLOW DIG
    FAKE-RESEARCHOVER-LENGTH
    B
    7.1
    120
    #0029A
    THE INFORMATION VACUUM
    VAGUE-ICPUNDER-LENGTH
    B
    7.2
    121
    #0103
    THE BAIT AND SWITCH
    FALSE-FAMILIARITYOVER-LENGTHCLICKBAIT-SUBJECT
    B
    7.2
    122
    #0142
    THE NUMBER DROPPER
    VANITY-PROOFOVER-LENGTHEMOJI-OVERLOAD
    B
    7.2
    123
    #0008
    THE SCARE TACTIC
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONVANITY-PROOFNO-OPT-OUT
    B
    7.3
    124
    #0016
    THE FEAR MONGER
    FOMO-BAITSPAM-TRIGGER
    B
    7.4
    125
    #0122
    THE PRESSURE COOKER
    FOMO-BAITREPLY-ALL-ENERGYROBOT-VOICE
    B
    7.4
    126
    #0045
    THE FEAR FACTORY
    FOMO-BAITNO-OPT-OUT
    B
    7.5
    127
    #0120
    THE SCARCITY PLAY
    FOMO-BAITVANITY-PROOFOVER-LENGTH
    B
    7.5
    128
    #0144
    THE BEGGAR
    DESPERATION-SIGNALLOGO-SOUPSPAM-TRIGGER
    B
    7.5
    129
    #0024
    THE UNDERWRITER
    VAGUE-ICP
    B
    7.6
    130
    #0112
    THE TROPHY CASE
    VANITY-PROOFFALSE-FAMILIARITYOVER-LENGTH
    B
    7.6
    131
    #0131
    THE APOLOGIZER
    DESPERATION-SIGNALOVER-LENGTHNO-OPT-OUT
    B
    7.7
    132
    #0138
    THE OLD FRIEND
    REPLY-ALL-ENERGYVAGUE-CTAOVER-LENGTH
    B
    7.7
    133
    #0145
    THE URGENCY FACTORY
    FOMO-BAITCTA-OVERLOAD
    B
    7.8
    134
    #0119
    THE BEGGAR
    DESPERATION-SIGNALROBOT-VOICEOVER-LENGTH
    B
    7.9
    135
    #0104
    THE TROPHY CASE
    VANITY-PROOFDESPERATION-SIGNAL
    A
    8
    136
    #0133
    THE MIND READER
    PAIN-ASSUMPTIONOVER-LENGTH
    A
    8
    137
    #0146
    THE ESSAY
    MECHANICAL-FAILUREOVER-LENGTHCTA-MISSING
    A
    8
    138
    #0065
    THE GOOD ONE
    VAGUE-CTANO-OPT-OUTCTA-MISSING
    A
    8.1
    139
    #0115
    THE FLEX AND PIVOT
    VANITY-PROOFROBOT-VOICEOVER-LENGTH
    A
    8.1
    140
    #0043
    THE DRIVE-BY
    MECHANICAL-FAILUREVANITY-PROOFVAGUE-CTA
    A
    8.2
    141
    #0140
    THE NUMBER DROPPER
    VANITY-PROOFOVER-LENGTHNO-OPT-OUT
    A
    8.3
    142
    #0129
    THE URGENCY FACTORY
    FOMO-BAITROBOT-VOICE
    A
    8.4
    143
    #0147
    THE BLANK SUBJECT
    OVER-LENGTHCTA-MISSING
    A
    8.4
    144
    #0149
    THE BEGGAR
    LOGO-SOUPOVER-LENGTH
    A
    8.5
    145
    #0136
    THE BLANK SUBJECT
    ROBOT-VOICEVANITY-PROOF
    A
    8.6
    146
    #0114
    THE RESUME DUMP
    VANITY-PROOFMECHANICAL-FAILURE
    A
    8.7
    147
    #0123
    THE WORD SALAD
    BUZZWORD-LOAD
    A
    8.9
    148
    #0143
    THE MAYBE SOMETIME
    VAGUE-CTAOVER-LENGTH
    A
    9
    149
    #0141
    THE WRONG CHANNEL
    VAGUE-CTANO-OPT-OUT
    A
    9.2
    150
    #0137
    THE MANIFESTO
    OVER-LENGTH
    A
    9.5
    151
    #0139
    THE VERBOSE ONE
    OVER-LENGTH
    A
    9.5