File a complaint

    Submit outreach
    for audit

    Paste the worst cold outreach in your inbox. We'll tag every offense, score it against the taxonomy, rewrite it, and publish the full case. Sender identity is sealed permanently on intake.

    01 · Evidence02 · Context03 · Contact
    01 - The evidence

    The outreach message

    Message bodyRequired
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    ChannelRequired
    02 - Context

    Help us understand the crime scene

    Sender's industry
    Sender's role
    Date received (approximate)
    What made this one stand out?
    Was this part of a sequence?
    03 - Contact

    Where to notify you

    Email for notification
    Sender identity is sealed permanently

    All identifying information - company names, sender names, LinkedIn URLs, email domains, job titles that could identify an individual - is removed before publication. What survives is the message anatomy and the failure pattern. The sender remains anonymous permanently.

    What you're agreeing to

    By submitting, you confirm this message was sent to you unsolicited and that you have the right to share its contents for educational commentary. Publication is at our discretion. Not every submission becomes a case.

    We publish 1-3 cases per week. Typical wait time: 5-14 days.

    What happens after you submit
    01
    Intake & triage

    Message logged, case number assigned, sender identity sealed immediately.

    02
    Forensic annotation

    Every phrase tagged against the offense taxonomy. Exhibits marked inline. Score computed.

    03
    Rewrite drafted

    A corrected version showing what good looks like - and exactly why each change was made.

    04
    Case published

    Full audit goes live. You receive one email with the link. Nothing else.

    What makes a strong submission
    Unusual failure patterns we haven't seen before
    Messages with multiple distinct offense types
    Auto-fail cases (visible merge tags, fabricated references)
    High-scoring messages are also welcome - they go in the Good Outreach section
    Full message text, not just excerpts - context matters for scoring