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#0150
B
7
LinkedIn · EdTech
THE MANUFACTURED BOND
"Hi there, Great meeting you at the conference last week! I wanted to follow up …"
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
2026-04-20 · 3 offenses
#0149
A
8.5
LinkedIn · FinTech
THE BEGGAR
"Hi there, I know you're probably getting a ton of these, but hear me out. Our c…"
LOGO-SOUP
2025-08-02 · 2 offenses
#0148
B
7
Email · Solar
THE PROFESSOR
"Hi there, leverage synergistic methodologies maybe we should chat your loosing …"
VAGUE-CTA
+2
2025-06-22 · 5 offenses
#0147
A
8.4
LinkedIn · Recruiting
THE BLANK SUBJECT
"Hi there, I noticed your team has been growing — congrats! Just wanted to see i…"
OVER-LENGTH
2025-02-18 · 2 offenses
#0146
A
8
LinkedIn · EdTech
THE ESSAY
"Hello, Your team is probaly spending to much on enrollment management. Thats wh…"
MECHANICAL-FAILURE
2025-03-12 · 3 offenses
#0145
B
7.8
LinkedIn · Retail
THE URGENCY FACTORY
"Hey, Only 3 spots left in our pilot program. First come, first served. Book a d…"
FOMO-BAIT
2025-08-16 · 2 offenses
#0144
B
7.5
SMS · Consulting
THE BEGGAR
"Hi there, Just one more try — I've reached out a couple times but wanted to giv…"
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+1
2025-01-02 · 4 offenses
#0143
A
9
SMS · HR Tech
THE MAYBE SOMETIME
"Hey, Would love to connect sometime — I think there could be some interesting s…"
VAGUE-CTA
2025-09-03 · 2 offenses
#0142
B
7.2
LinkedIn · FinTech
THE NUMBER DROPPER
"Hello, With 10,000+ customers worldwide, our multifaceted paradigmatic framewor…"
VANITY-PROOF
+1
2025-12-27 · 4 offenses
#0141
A
9.2
Email · Retail
THE WRONG CHANNEL
"Hi there, Yours sincerely with full signature block would love to connect somet…"
VAGUE-CTA
2025-03-17 · 2 offenses
#0140
A
8.3
Email · Legal Tech
THE NUMBER DROPPER
"Hey, We've helped 500+ companies streamline their contract review process. Our …"
VANITY-PROOF
2025-02-04 · 3 offenses
#0139
A
9.5
SMS · Consulting
THE VERBOSE ONE
"Hello, I wanted to share some thoughts on how companies in your industry are re…"
OVER-LENGTH
2025-06-25 · 1 offense
#0138
B
7.7
Email · PropTech
THE OLD FRIEND
"Hi there, per our last conversation maybe we should chat Cheers, Drew For co…"
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
+1
2026-06-22 · 4 offenses
#0137
A
9.5
SMS · Real Estate
THE MANIFESTO
"Hello, We operationalize the multifaceted paradigmatic framework for cross-func…"
OVER-LENGTH
2026-06-28 · 1 offense
#0136
A
8.6
SMS · E-commerce
THE BLANK SUBJECT
"Hi there, Thoughts? just wanted to share 200+ word message body I trust this me…"
ROBOT-VOICE
2025-10-15 · 2 offenses
#0135
B
6
SMS · PropTech
THE FLATTERY BOT
"Hey, I've been really impressed by what you've been doing in the space. Just wa…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FOMO-BAIT
2026-10-15 · 3 offenses
#0134
B
6.3
SMS · FinTech
THE CALENDAR GRAB
"Hi there, 15 minutes this week per our last conversation helped 500+ companies …"
PREMATURE-ASK
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
2025-05-10 · 3 offenses
#0133
A
8
SMS · SaaS
THE MIND READER
"Hello, I know scaling is hard — we've been there ourselves. That's why we built…"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
2026-03-20 · 2 offenses
#0132
B
6.3
SMS · Solar
THE UNIVERSAL SENDER
"Hello, Companies like yours are leaving money on the table every quarter by not…"
VAGUE-ICP
CLICKBAIT-SUBJECT
2025-10-10 · 2 offenses
#0131
B
7.7
Email · Legal Tech
THE APOLOGIZER
"Hey, I know you're probably busy, but feel free to reach out whenever you have …"
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+1
2026-05-25 · 4 offenses
#0130
B
6.5
Email · Logistics
THE RESUME DUMP
"Hi there, built three companies in the space that all exited Only 3 spots left …"
VANITY-PROOF
+3
2025-11-14 · 6 offenses
#0129
A
8.4
SMS · Retail
THE URGENCY FACTORY
"Hey, offer expires Friday Dear Sir/Madam I trust this message finds you well B…"
FOMO-BAIT
2025-05-27 · 2 offenses
#0128
C
5.6
Email · Auto
THE ABSTRACTION MACHINE
"Hey, scalable, enterprise-grade solution as we discussed Dear Hiring Manager sh…"
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+3
2025-04-21 · 6 offenses
#0127
B
7
Email · Cybersecurity
THE BEGGAR
"Hello, just one more try Or sign up for our webinar: [link]. Or download our wh…"
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+1
2026-09-18 · 4 offenses
#0126
C
5.8
LinkedIn · Healthcare
THE APOLOGIZER
"Hey, Just one more try — I know I've reached out a few times but I really think…"
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+2
2025-01-12 · 5 offenses
#0125
B
6.7
Email · Insurance
THE NEEDY SENDER
"Hi there, I completely understand if not let me know your thoughts trusted by F…"
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+2
2026-04-14 · 5 offenses
#0124
B
6.6
LinkedIn · Data Analytics
THE PRETEND READER
"Hey, I've been really impressed by what you've been building at your company. I…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
VAGUE-CTA
2025-08-03 · 3 offenses
#0123
A
8.9
SMS · Solar
THE WORD SALAD
"Hi there, drive holistic outcomes Please find attached 200+ word message body l…"
BUZZWORD-LOAD
2025-06-05 · 1 offense
#0122
B
7.4
SMS · PropTech
THE PRESSURE COOKER
"Hello, offer expires Friday Please find attached as we discussed I trust this m…"
FOMO-BAIT
2025-08-22 · 3 offenses
#0121
B
7.1
LinkedIn · Insurance
THE SHALLOW DIG
"Hi there, I came across your profile and was blown away by your experience in I…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
OVER-LENGTH
2025-12-13 · 2 offenses
#0120
B
7.5
SMS · Data Analytics
THE SCARCITY PLAY
"Hello, Trusted by 10,000+ businesses worldwide. Only 3 spots left in our pilot …"
FOMO-BAIT
2026-08-21 · 3 offenses
#0119
B
7.9
LinkedIn · SaaS
THE BEGGAR
"Hi there, I completely understand if not Intro I would be most grateful Best,…"
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
2026-05-28 · 3 offenses
#0118
B
6.6
Email · Recruiting
THE CHOOSE-YOUR-ADVENTURE
"Hi there, or Recruiting Hi there, Trusted by Salesforce, HubSpot, Oracle, SAP…"
CTA-OVERLOAD
+2
2026-04-17 · 5 offenses
#0117
B
7.1
SMS · Legal Tech
THE TRIPLE ASK
"Hi there, Or sign up for our webinar: [link]. Or download our whitepaper: [link…"
CTA-OVERLOAD
+1
2026-11-23 · 4 offenses
#0116
C
5.3
Email · Healthcare
THE SHALLOW DIG
"Hello, I came across your profile and was blown away by your experience in Heal…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
ROBOT-VOICE
+2
2025-02-28 · 5 offenses
#0115
A
8.1
SMS · Recruiting
THE FLEX AND PIVOT
"Dear Hiring Manager, We were recently named a Gartner Cool Vendor and featured …"
VANITY-PROOF
2025-11-20 · 3 offenses
#0114
A
8.7
SMS · E-commerce
THE RESUME DUMP
"Hi there, won the TechCrunch award multifaceted paradigmatic framework for oper…"
VANITY-PROOF
2025-04-07 · 2 offenses
#0113
B
7.1
Email · Consulting
THE MIND READER
"Hello, I know scaling is hard I know you Best, Sender For context, I am reach…"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
2025-06-25 · 3 offenses
#0112
B
7.6
SMS · Insurance
THE TROPHY CASE
"Hi there, As featured in Forbes, our platform has been recognized as a leader i…"
VANITY-PROOF
2026-09-03 · 3 offenses
#0111
B
6.1
LinkedIn · MarTech
THE TIME THIEF
"Hey, quick call Thursday before your competitors do 200+ word message body Dear…"
PREMATURE-ASK
FOMO-BAIT
+1
2025-09-13 · 4 offenses
#0110
B
6.8
LinkedIn · PropTech
THE COLD CLOSE
"Hello, 15 minutes this week Intro I would be most grateful your loosing money s…"
PREMATURE-ASK
ROBOT-VOICE
+1
2025-11-05 · 4 offenses
#0109
D
4.8
Email · E-commerce
THE SURFACE SCAN
"Hello, I'm really impressed by what you're doing at your company. We help alot …"
FAKE-RESEARCH
MECHANICAL-FAILURE
+1
2025-11-14 · 4 offenses
#0108
D
4.1
Email · HR Tech
THE CALENDAR GRAB
"Hey, Book a demo here: [link] built three companies in the space that all exite…"
PREMATURE-ASK
VANITY-PROOF
+3
2025-11-08 · 6 offenses
#0107
D
4.5
LinkedIn · Insurance
THE PRETEND READER
"Hello, I came across your profile and was blown away by your experience in Insu…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FOMO-BAIT
+2
2026-11-07 · 5 offenses
#0106
B
6.5
Email · Healthcare
THE TIME THIEF
"Hi there, 15 minutes this week leverage synergistic methodologies maybe we shou…"
PREMATURE-ASK
VAGUE-CTA
+2
2025-08-25 · 5 offenses
#0105
C
5.5
LinkedIn · EdTech
THE SURFACE SCAN
"Hi there, saw your profile Only 3 spots left in our pilot program Yours sincere…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FOMO-BAIT
+1
2026-02-08 · 4 offenses
#0104
A
8
SMS · FinTech
THE TROPHY CASE
"Hello, built three companies in the space that all exited I completely understa…"
VANITY-PROOF
2025-01-09 · 2 offenses
#0103
B
7.2
SMS · Real Estate
THE BAIT AND SWITCH
"Hi there, As we discussed, our epistemologically grounded methodology — a multi…"
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
2025-09-23 · 3 offenses
#0102
B
6.9
LinkedIn · Retail
THE TIME THIEF
"Hey, Quick call Thursday? I wanted to walk you through how we helped 200+ compa…"
PREMATURE-ASK
SPAM-TRIGGER
+1
2025-07-05 · 4 offenses
#0101
F
2.6
Email · Legal Tech
THE COLD CLOSE
"Hi there, I've been trying to reach you about our contract review platform. Wan…"
PREMATURE-ASK
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+5
2026-03-15 · 8 offenses
#0100
D
4.9
Email · Auto
THE CALENDAR GRAB
"Hey, Book a demo here: [link] Or sign up for our webinar: [link]. Or download o…"
PREMATURE-ASK
CTA-OVERLOAD
+3
2026-04-01 · 6 offenses
#0099
C
5.5
SMS · SaaS
THE COLD CLOSE
"Hello, Want to schedule a demo? We help SaaS teams drive holistic outcomes acro…"
PREMATURE-ASK
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+1
2026-12-25 · 4 offenses
#0098
C
5.8
LinkedIn · Consulting
THE PRESSURE COOKER
"Hi there, Hope your week is going amazing!! Quick question — we have limited sp…"
FOMO-BAIT
+2
2025-12-20 · 5 offenses
#0097
D
4.5
SMS · Healthcare
THE PRETEND READER
"Hi there, I'm impressed by what you're doing in the healthcare space! Or sign u…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
CTA-OVERLOAD
+2
2025-02-14 · 5 offenses
#0096
C
5.1
Email · Auto
THE MEETING DEMAND
"Hey, 15 minutes this week just one more try Opportunity let me know if interest…"
PREMATURE-ASK
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+2
2025-01-06 · 5 offenses
#0095
C
5.4
LinkedIn · MarTech
THE NOVEL
"Hi there, Trusted by Salesforce, HubSpot, Oracle, SAP, Adobe, and 500+ more. Th…"
CTA-OVERLOAD
+3
2026-06-23 · 6 offenses
#0094
B
6.3
SMS · Consulting
THE DECISION TRAP
"Hey, Just following up on our chat — Or sign up for our webinar: [link]. Or dow…"
CTA-OVERLOAD
+1
2026-08-22 · 4 offenses
#0093
B
6.7
LinkedIn · Retail
THE MEETING DEMAND
"Hi there, Would love to book time on my calendar so we can chat about your work…"
PREMATURE-ASK
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
2026-05-14 · 3 offenses
#0092
C
5.9
Email · Logistics
THE MEETING DEMAND
"Hi there, 30 minutes for a deep-dive so great to reconnect! 200+ word message b…"
PREMATURE-ASK
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
+2
2025-12-10 · 5 offenses
#0091
C
5.4
SMS · FinTech
THE NEEDY SENDER
"Hi there, just one more try synergize your go-to-market strategy great meeting …"
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+2
2025-01-04 · 5 offenses
#0090
C
5.9
Email · Insurance
THE EVERYONE PITCH
"Hi there, businesses in your industry clients include Nike, Apple, Tesla Best,…"
VAGUE-ICP
LOGO-SOUP
+2
2025-06-17 · 5 offenses
#0089
B
6
Email · DevTools
THE SURFACE SCAN
"Hi there, I noticed your company Only 3 spots left in our pilot program no unsu…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FOMO-BAIT
2025-03-17 · 3 offenses
#0088
C
5.6
SMS · Healthcare
THE MISLEADING HOOK
"Hi there, Your team is probably dealing with the same challenges we hear about …"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+1
2026-03-05 · 4 offenses
#0087
F
3.5
LinkedIn · EdTech
THE BAIT AND SWITCH
"Hey, 🚨 ACT NOW for your FREE demo! LIMITED TIME ONLY! 🚨 Or sign up for our w…"
FOMO-BAIT
+4
2025-11-14 · 7 offenses
#0086
D
4.3
SMS · Insurance
THE PRETEND READER
"Hey, been following your work built three companies in the space that all exite…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
VANITY-PROOF
+1
2026-03-25 · 4 offenses
#0085
D
4.4
LinkedIn · EdTech
THE SHALLOW DIG
"Hi there, I came across your profile and was blown away by your experience in E…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
CTA-OVERLOAD
+2
2025-11-28 · 5 offenses
#0084
D
4.9
Email · Cybersecurity
THE FLATTERY BOT
"Hello, I came across your profile and was blown away by your experience in Cybe…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
VANITY-PROOF
+2
2026-06-02 · 5 offenses
#0083
F
3.9
SMS · Auto
THE SPRAY AND PRAY
"Hi there, businesses in your industry offer expires Friday Or sign up for our w…"
VAGUE-ICP
FOMO-BAIT
+2
2025-10-04 · 5 offenses
#0082
F
3
LinkedIn · DevTools
THE PRETEND READER
"Hey, I've been impressed by what you're building. Only 3 spots left in our pilo…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FOMO-BAIT
+4
2025-01-07 · 7 offenses
#0081
F
2.5
Email · HR Tech
THE EVERYONE PITCH
"Hello, leaders like you your team is probably dealing with offer expires Friday…"
VAGUE-ICP
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+4
2025-01-18 · 7 offenses
#0080
C
5.3
Email · Consulting
THE EVERYONE PITCH
"Hi there, businesses in your industry most companies at your stage face clients…"
VAGUE-ICP
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+1
2025-08-02 · 4 offenses
#0079
D
4.2
Email · Data Analytics
THE MEETING DEMAND
"Hi there, schedule a demo Forbes, TechCrunch, and The Wall Street Journal 200+ …"
PREMATURE-ASK
VANITY-PROOF
+4
2025-07-06 · 7 offenses
#0078
D
4.6
LinkedIn · Healthcare
THE FLATTERY BOT
"Hi there, I came across your profile and was blown away by your experience in H…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+2
2025-02-27 · 5 offenses
#0077
D
4.8
LinkedIn · DevTools
THE NO-TARGET
"Hi there, leaders like you built three companies in the space that all exited P…"
VAGUE-ICP
VANITY-PROOF
+1
2025-06-02 · 4 offenses
#0076
C
5.6
LinkedIn · HR Tech
THE SURFACE SCAN
"Hi there, I noticed your company leverage AI-driven insights 200+ word message …"
FAKE-RESEARCH
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+1
2025-04-24 · 4 offenses
#0075
C
5
Email · Auto
THE FLATTERY BOT
"Hello, came across your company 200+ word message body I trust this message fin…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
ROBOT-VOICE
+2
2026-06-11 · 5 offenses
#0074
D
4.9
LinkedIn · Healthcare
THE EVERYONE PITCH
"Hey, We work with organizations like yours in the healthcare space. Or sign up …"
VAGUE-ICP
CTA-OVERLOAD
+1
2025-01-18 · 4 offenses
#0073
D
4.2
Email · Insurance
THE SURFACE SCAN
"Hello, Your background is incredible — exactly the kind of leader I love connec…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+3
2025-01-05 · 6 offenses
#0072
D
4.5
Email · Manufacturing
THE FACTORY FLOOR PITCH
"Hi, Are you the right person to talk to about predictive maintenance at your fa…"
VAGUE-ICP
PREMATURE-ASK
NO-OPT-OUT
+1
2025-11-25 · 4 offenses
#0071
D
4.7
LinkedIn · PropTech
THE NOTHING BURGER
"Hi! I'd love to connect and learn more about what you do. Always looking to expa…"
VAGUE-ICP
FAKE-RESEARCH
OVER-LENGTH
2026-03-01 · 3 offenses
#0070
F
3.3
Email · Pharma
THE COMPLIANCE MINEFIELD
"Dear Dr. Chen, I'll cut right to it: your Phase II trial for BXR-4420 is behind…"
PREMATURE-ASK
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+3
2025-10-07 · 6 offenses
#0069
D
4
Email · Automotive
THE GHOST REPLY
"Hi team, Circling back on this. I know we've been going back and forth but I wa…"
VAGUE-ICP
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
+1
2025-08-28 · 4 offenses
#0068
F
3.7
LinkedIn · CleanTech
THE GREEN WASHER
"Hi! I see you're passionate about sustainability 🌱🌍 That's so awesome!! We ar…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+3
2026-02-14 · 6 offenses
#0067
B
6.6
Email · Insurance
THE PARAGRAPH AVALANCHE
"Hi Richard, I wanted to reach out because I've been researching mid-market P&C …"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+1
2025-09-05 · 4 offenses
#0066
D
4.7
LinkedIn · DevTools
THE GITHUB STALKER
"Hey Alex! I noticed you starred our repo last month (thank you!!) and I see you'…"
PREMATURE-ASK
FAKE-RESEARCH
CTA-OVERLOAD
2025-12-11 · 3 offenses
#0065
A
8.1
Email · Logistics
THE GOOD ONE
"Hi Dana, Pulled your company's FMCSA filings. You added 14 trucks to your Phoen…"
VAGUE-CTA
2026-04-02 · 3 offenses
#0064
C
5
Email · EdTech
THE ACADEMIC AMBUSH
"Dear Professor, I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to introduce Lea…"
ROBOT-VOICE
+2
2025-11-18 · 5 offenses
#0063
B
6.2
SMS · Real Estate
THE NEIGHBORLY STALKER
"Hey Sarah! It's Mike from Keller Williams. I just sold 220 Maple for $1.2M — tha…"
PREMATURE-ASK
FOMO-BAIT
2026-01-15 · 3 offenses
#0062
D
4.9
Email · Legal Tech
THE CONTRACT NOBODY SIGNED
"Hi Jennifer, Great speaking with you last week! As promised, I wanted to follow…"
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
+3
2025-10-30 · 6 offenses
#0061
C
5.5
LinkedIn · SaaS
THE DOUBLE TAP
"Hey! Just wanted to follow up on my last message. I know things get busy so no w…"
VAGUE-ICP
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
2026-03-28 · 3 offenses
#0060
C
5.1
Email · Healthcare
THE COMPLIANCE BOMB
"Dr. Patel, Did you know that 73% of small medical practices have at least one H…"
FOMO-BAIT
+2
2025-07-19 · 5 offenses
#0059
D
4.9
Email · Construction Tech
THE ASSUMPTION ENGINE
"Tom, I know you're losing sleep over project delays. Every day a job runs over …"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+1
2026-02-20 · 4 offenses
#0058
D
4.3
LinkedIn · HR Tech
THE CEO WHO SELLS
"Priya! Just saw your LinkedIn post about employee engagement metrics. Couldn't a…"
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+2
2025-08-15 · 5 offenses
#0057
F
0.1
Email · E-commerce
THE ESSAY NOBODY ASKED FOR
"Dear E-commerce Leader, In today's rapidly evolving digital commerce landscape,…"
VAGUE-ICP
PREMATURE-ASK
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+5
2025-12-01 · 8 offenses
#0056
F
0.4
Email · FinTech
THE MERGER FANTASY
"Hi {{first_name}}, Hope you're having a great week! I wanted to reach out beca…"
VAGUE-ICP
MERGE-FAIL
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
+2
2025-11-03 · 5 offenses
#0055
B
6.2
SMS · Solar
THE WRONG NUMBER ENERGY
"Hi! This is Derek from SunPeak Solutions. Are u the homeowner at 445 Oak Lane? W…"
PREMATURE-ASK
FOMO-BAIT
+1
2025-09-22 · 4 offenses
#0054
F
3
LinkedIn · Recruiting
THE LINKEDIN LURKER
"Been admiring your work from afar, Rachel! Your posts on talent acquisition are …"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
+3
2026-01-08 · 6 offenses
#0053
D
4.6
Email · Cybersecurity
THE WALL OF WORRY
"Hi Marcus, I've been following Sentinel Shield's growth since your Series B ann…"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+3
2025-10-13 · 6 offenses
#0052
F
1.3
Email · Legal Tech
THE BROKEN TEMPLATE
"Hi {{First_Name}}, Our next-gen platform creates a paradigm shift in how legal …"
MERGE-FAIL
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+3
2025-07-09 · 6 offenses
#0050
F
3.8
Email · SaaS
THE COMPLIMENT SANDWICH
"Hi, I've been following your company for a while — really impressive growth tra…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+2
2026-03-28 · 5 offenses
#0049
C
5.7
LinkedIn · DevTools
THE TECH BRO
"Hey! 👋 Building dev tools is hard — we know because we've been in the trenches…"
VANITY-PROOF
+1
2026-03-26 · 4 offenses
#0048
B
7
SMS · Home Services
THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
"We just finished a project at 142 Oak St — your neighbor! Your roof looks like i…"
FOMO-BAIT
2026-03-24 · 3 offenses
#0047
B
7
Email · HR Tech
THE POLICY VIOLATOR
"Hey! Your company is growing fast (congrats on the new hires!). When teams scal…"
HUMBLE-BRAG-PIVOT
2026-03-22 · 2 offenses
#0046
B
6
LinkedIn · MarTech
THE LINK BOMBARDIER
"Hi, Thought you might find these useful: 📊 Our 2026 State of Email Marketing R…"
CTA-OVERLOAD
+3
2026-03-20 · 6 offenses
#0045
B
7.5
Email · Cybersecurity
THE FEAR FACTORY
"Hi, Our threat intelligence system has detected potential security vulnerabilit…"
FOMO-BAIT
2026-03-18 · 2 offenses
#0044
F
0.1
Email · Legal Tech
THE JARGON HEDGE
"Dear Counsel, I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to reach out regarding…"
VAGUE-ICP
AI-WRITING
ROBOT-VOICE
+3
2026-03-16 · 6 offenses
#0043
A
8.2
SMS · Insurance
THE DRIVE-BY
"Hey its Mike from SafeGuard. Wanted to see if u need better coverage. We beat an…"
MECHANICAL-FAILURE
2026-03-15 · 3 offenses
#0042
F
0.1
LinkedIn · SaaS
GENERIC BLAST
"Hi [First Name], I came across your profile and was really impressed by your ba…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
VAGUE-ICP
OVER-LENGTH
+2
2026-03-14 · 5 offenses
#0041
F
1.7
Email · MarTech
CARGO-CULT PERSONALIZATION
"Hi there, I noticed your company has been growing rapidly - congrats! I've been…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
PREMATURE-ASK
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+4
2026-03-10 · 7 offenses
#0040
F
2.4
SMS · Real Estate Tech
JUST GIVE UP
"Hey! Saw ur profile and thought ud be a great fit. We help ppl like u close more…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
VAGUE-ICP
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
+1
2026-03-05 · 4 offenses
#0039
F
1.6
Email · Cybersecurity
THE PAIN INVENTOR
"Hi, I know you're probably losing sleep over your company's vulnerability to ra…"
VAGUE-ICP
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+3
2026-02-28 · 6 offenses
#0038
F
0.1
LinkedIn · HR Tech
WALL OF DESPERATION
"Hi there! I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to reach out because I'm …"
AI-WRITING
ROBOT-VOICE
+4
2026-02-20 · 7 offenses
#0037
D
4.1
Email · FinTech
BUZZWORD SOUP
"Hi, We're building the next-gen payments orchestration layer for modern fintech…"
PREMATURE-ASK
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+2
2026-02-15 · 5 offenses
#0036
D
4.9
LinkedIn · FinTech
THE COMPLIANCE SCARE
"Hi, With PSD3 regulations coming into effect, fintechs that aren't compliant by…"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+1
2026-02-10 · 4 offenses
#0035
B
6.4
Email · DevTools
THE README PITCH
"Hey, We built an open-core CI/CD platform with native support for Docker, Kuber…"
BUZZWORD-LOAD
2026-02-05 · 3 offenses
#0034
F
0.1
LinkedIn · DevTools
THE INTEGRATION DUMP
"Hi! I noticed you're a Staff Engineer at [Company]. We've built an observability…"
VAGUE-ICP
MERGE-FAIL
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+3
2026-01-28 · 6 offenses
#0033
F
1.3
Email · SaaS
THE SEQUENCE ZOMBIE
"Hi, Just bumping this to the top of your inbox. I reached out last week about h…"
VAGUE-ICP
PREMATURE-ASK
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
+3
2026-01-20 · 6 offenses
#0032
F
3.6
Email · Cybersecurity
THE BREACH PROPHET
"Hi, The average cost of a data breach hit $4.88M in 2025. Supply chain attacks …"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+2
2026-01-15 · 5 offenses
#0031
F
0.1
LinkedIn · SaaS
THE AI EVERYTHING
"Hi, I'm the co-founder of SynthFlow. We've built an AI-powered, ML-driven platf…"
PREMATURE-ASK
AI-WRITING
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+1
2026-01-10 · 4 offenses
#0030A
F
3.7
Email · SaaS
THE RELATIONSHIP FAKER
"Hi, It was great connecting with you at SaaStr last week! I really enjoyed our …"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
+3
2026-01-09 · 6 offenses
#0030
C
5.2
Email · FinTech
THE CALENDAR BULLY
"Hey there, I know you're slammed but I've been trying to reach you. Can we lock…"
PREMATURE-ASK
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+2
2026-01-08 · 5 offenses
#0029A
B
7.2
LinkedIn · FinTech
THE INFORMATION VACUUM
"Hi, We should connect. — James…"
VAGUE-ICP
UNDER-LENGTH
2026-01-07 · 2 offenses
#0029
C
5.8
SMS · Real Estate
THE SPAM TEXTER
"🚀🔥 Hey! Ready to 10x your pipeline?? We help top agents CRUSH their numbers! �…"
VAGUE-ICP
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+1
2026-01-06 · 4 offenses
#0028
B
6.3
Email · HR Tech
THE OPT-OUT DODGER
"Hi there, Companies using our platform reduce time-to-hire by 40%. We've helped…"
VANITY-PROOF
+1
2026-01-05 · 4 offenses
#0027
F
2
LinkedIn · Consulting
THE FALSE FRIEND
"Hey!! Hope your week is going amazing!! 🎉🎉 I've been following your journey f…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FALSE-FAMILIARITY
+3
2026-01-03 · 6 offenses
#0026
F
0.1
Email · DevTools
THE ESSAY
"Dear Developer, I trust this message finds you in good spirits. I am writing to…"
PREMATURE-ASK
AI-WRITING
ROBOT-VOICE
+5
2026-01-01 · 8 offenses
#0025
B
6.9
Email · MarTech
THE CLICKBAITER
"Hi, Following up on our previous discussion about improving your marketing attr…"
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
+1
2025-12-28 · 4 offenses
#0024
B
7.6
SMS · Insurance
THE UNDERWRITER
"Hi, save on insurance. Call me.…"
VAGUE-ICP
2025-12-26 · 1 offense
#0023
D
4.8
LinkedIn · Cybersecurity
THE JARGON WALL
"Hi, With the increasing sophistication of threat actors leveraging zero-day exp…"
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+3
2025-12-24 · 6 offenses
#0022
D
4.9
Email · E-commerce
THE GUILT TRIPPER
"Hi, I've reached out twice now and haven't heard back. I completely understand …"
DESPERATION-SIGNAL
+1
2025-12-22 · 4 offenses
#0021
D
4.6
Email · SaaS
THE FEATURE DUMP
"Hi, StreamlineOS is a unified workspace platform featuring: - Real-time collabo…"
VAGUE-ICP
CTA-OVERLOAD
+2
2025-12-20 · 5 offenses
#0020
B
6.9
LinkedIn · Recruiting
THE CHANNEL MISFIT
"Dear Sir/Madam, Please find attached our comprehensive talent acquisition solut…"
ROBOT-VOICE
+1
2025-12-18 · 4 offenses
#0019
B
6.9
Email · Logistics
THE GRAMMAR DISASTER
"Hey, I noticed your companies shipping costs are probally higher then they need…"
MECHANICAL-FAILURE
+1
2025-12-16 · 4 offenses
#0018
B
6.4
Email · SaaS
THE DEAD END
"Hi, We help SaaS companies improve retention. Thought this might be relevant to…"
VAGUE-ICP
VAGUE-CTA
+1
2025-12-14 · 4 offenses
#0017
C
5.5
LinkedIn · EdTech
THE NARCISSIST
"Hi, I'm the CEO of LearnHub — we were just named to the Forbes 30 Under 30 list…"
VANITY-PROOF
+1
2025-12-12 · 4 offenses
#0016
B
7.4
SMS · Solar
THE FEAR MONGER
"⚡ Your neighbors are already saving $400/mo with solar. Don't get left behind! E…"
FOMO-BAIT
2025-12-10 · 2 offenses
#0015
D
4.2
Email · Legal Tech
THE WRONG AUDIENCE
"Hi, I noticed you're a marketing director at Acme Corp. Managing contracts acro…"
VAGUE-ICP
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+2
2025-12-08 · 5 offenses
#0014
C
5.4
LinkedIn · FinTech
THE CHAIN LETTER
"Hi [Name], As we discussed, I wanted to follow up on our conversation about pay…"
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
+1
2025-12-06 · 4 offenses
#0013
D
4.5
Email · Healthcare
THE TIME THIEF
"Hi, Do you have 45 minutes this week to walk me through your current patient en…"
PREMATURE-ASK
OVER-LENGTH
+1
2025-12-04 · 4 offenses
#0012
C
5.7
Email · Retail
THE COMPETITOR BASHER
"Hi, I noticed you're using Shopify for your e-commerce. I'm sure you've experie…"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+2
2025-12-02 · 5 offenses
#0011
F
0.1
LinkedIn · SaaS
THE COPY-PASTE
"Hi {{first_name}}, I see you're the {{title}} at {{company}}. Impressive work o…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
MERGE-FAIL
2025-11-30 · 2 offenses
#0010
D
4.2
Email · MarTech
THE HUMBLE BRAGGER
"Hi, Saw you just closed your Series A — congrats! That's a huge milestone. Wit…"
HUMBLE-BRAG-PIVOT
+3
2025-11-28 · 6 offenses
#0009
C
5
SMS · Fitness
THE MASS BLAST
"FREE trial at FitZone! 🏋️ No commitment. Walk in today. Show this text for 50% …"
VAGUE-ICP
SPAM-TRIGGER
2025-11-26 · 3 offenses
#0008
B
7.3
Email · Cybersecurity
THE SCARE TACTIC
"Hi, I came across a report that flagged potential vulnerabilities in companies …"
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
2025-11-24 · 3 offenses
#0007
B
6.3
LinkedIn · SaaS
THE MULTI-ASK
"Hi, I help SaaS companies reduce churn. Noticed your company might benefit from…"
CTA-OVERLOAD
2025-11-22 · 2 offenses
#0006
F
3.3
Email · FinTech
THE WORD AVALANCHE
"Hi, I'm reaching out because I believe there's a compelling strategic alignment…"
PREMATURE-ASK
BUZZWORD-LOAD
+5
2025-11-20 · 8 offenses
#0005
C
5.4
SMS · Auto
THE LOT LIZARD
"Hey! Saw u were looking at cars online. We have AMAZING deals this weekend only!…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
FOMO-BAIT
2025-11-18 · 2 offenses
#0004
B
6.3
Email · PropTech
THE PHANTOM THREAD
"Hi, Just circling back on my previous email. I know how busy things can get! T…"
REPLY-ALL-ENERGY
+1
2025-11-16 · 4 offenses
#0003
B
6.4
LinkedIn · Data Analytics
THE TEMPLATE TORNADO
"Hi, I help data-driven companies unlock actionable insights from their data lak…"
BUZZWORD-LOAD
2025-11-14 · 3 offenses
#0002
F
3.8
Email · E-commerce
THE ASSUMPTION ENGINE
"Hi, I looked at your site and noticed several issues with your checkout experie…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
PAIN-ASSUMPTION
+2
2025-11-12 · 5 offenses
#0001
F
2.2
LinkedIn · Recruiting
THE RECRUITER SPECIAL
"Hi, I came across your profile and was blown away by your experience. You're ex…"
FAKE-RESEARCH
PREMATURE-ASK
VANITY-PROOF
+3
2025-11-10 · 6 offenses